When you work in support, people often ask why your default reaction is to assume that users are idiots. If you have a look at the pictures below, you'll have an idea why...

This is how Amazon takes my payment, right? Note there are 2 cards...

If at first you don't succeed, try installing it loads of times...

So close, yet so far...

I'm getting the most of my £200 by installing Office 9 times...

Please vote for us - you can find the link here

If you've read my blog before, you'll probably know that I own a Nokia E90. Obviously it's designed as a business tool, but there are times (on the train, in the hotel, or during an extremely boring meeting) that you just need some games. Well, I'm here to help!

The first game on the list is BombSweeper. You may have guessed already, but for those that haven't, it's a clone of Minesweeper. You can download it here (it's a .jar file - just upload to your E90 and open it to install).

The next game is a true Nokia classic - Snake!

If you've never played Snake, you've obviously been living in a cave... You can download it here. Its an SWF file, so will run on any phone with Adobe Flash player installed.

The next one on the list is Bunny Mastermind. If you remember the original game, you have to match the position and colour of pegs in a certain number of goes. If that's your thing, you can download it here - again its an SWF file.

One of my favourites is Monster Kick (see below):

In this quirky little game, you play as the big monster, who has to kick the little monster as far as possible. It's very simple and very addictive! Download it here (SWF again).

The last two games are all time classics. The first is Pacman.

That's all you need to know... Download it here (SWF).

Last, but by no means least, we have Tetris by Elements Games.

The installer for this can be found here - it's an SIS file, so you can install it directly from the Nokia Phone Suite. This installer is tailored for the Nokia E90, but if you want an installer for a different phone, click on their link above. This will take you to their site, where you can find this game and a load of others (sadly, you have to pay for most of them).

I hope you have as much fun as me playing these - they make a two hour train journey (thanks Network Rail!) much more bearable.

XKCD - funny as hell!

Some sites have complicated layouts, bizarre philosophies or quirky navigation options. Thankfully, all pixdaus.com has is a collection of beautiful photographs.

Have a look, but be prepared to lose a day...

If you like your humour a little bit dark (well, a lot dark actually), have a look at Cyanide and Happiness.

If you don't, close your eyes and don't look below.

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another petrol station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - £5000; tux rental - £100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

Airport security at its finest...

So you think you know Sci-Fi? This cool little quiz should separate the men from the boys (and the men from the women apparently, as my other half Sarah scored a poor 13!)

I received 71 credits on The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz> How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?

Click on the link above and have a go!

If you've ever sat on a train and been subjected to a stream of gibberish from someone who thinks that talking loudly in to their phone will make up for the lack of substance in their life, you'll love this

Bluetooth hacking is fairly straight forward - the principle is to smash the stack and inject some arbitrary code. Whether that is disconnecting their call, sending texts from their phone or simply accessing their contacts is up to you...

MAKE SURE YOU GET THE PERMISSION OF THE OTHER PHONE'S OWNER BEFORE YOU USE THIS SOFTWARE!

These files should work on any Java enabled phone.

Magic Bluetooth (.jar)
Super Bluetooth v1.07 (.jar)
Super Bluetooth v1.8 (.jar)